Obituaries
Smitty Fantastic 1
May 27, 2000 – September 17, 2020
A freelance pianist, highly focused when wearing shoes. A face with a figure most found beautiful
Dr. Coach
???? – October 20, 2021 (?)
Transient televised entity, generally unwelcomed mall enthusiast, string yanker
Yellow Creature
Born yesterday
Yellow Creature is not dead, Yellow Creature has actually been getting outside a lot lately. We all love Yellow Creature
Smitty Fantastic 2
???? - ????
Celebrity supermodel fashion designer SF. Warmer blood, thicker flesh, higher resolution
Shrefflo
SHREFFLO
SHREFFLO SHREFFLO SHREFFLO
Tiffin Spacelint
February 9, 2000 - ????
A contemplative hermit who helped form the first iteration of the Shrefflo religion
Est Fni
Date Irrelevant – July 5, 2024
Long tongued message, wall-eyed primordial affect, white and red haze, fractal anger
Sand
1980-something - ??forgot??
The estranged, but loving cousin of Smitty Fantastic, Sand liked to play games with the wrong people
Heknah
September 4, 2001 - September 4, 2001
The second ever Shrefflonian musician, "We are all Heknah", we say as we take the day's first bite of Raisin Bran
Lobo
????
You'll just have to wait and see